Wanderlust
May 15, 2013
6:27 pm
I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.
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January 20, 2013
1:09 pm
takethatmuggles:
r-lupins:
#MY PARENTS TRYING TO GET ME OUT OF THE CINEMA AFTER DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2
THIS^
Truth
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1:05 pm
Bitch.
So, you’re the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told the bitch, that I was a bitch. If I’m a bitch, then you’re a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. Who’s the bitch now? Bitch.

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1:05 pm
REALITY
missredaholic:

sad but true.
This catches my attention :|
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1:05 pm
somewhereovertherainbowww:
courage.
from the beginning.
until the end.
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1:00 pm
When you see your crush talking to a slut
On the outside:
On the inside:

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12:59 pm
When you overhear other people’s conversations
briixo:
when its pointless

when they have no idea what they are talking about

when its top secret

when its about one of your friends

when its about you

(Source: bull-shittery, via magnanimiti)
12:58 pm
Anonymously send me a corny pick up line

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12:58 pm
Tumblr Moments ;
purpleturtlesx:
cupcakesandrainbows-xo:
First Follower ;

Porn on your dash ;

First anon hate ;

Food on your dash ;

Sad post ;

Posts you can connect to ;

I love tumblr
OMFG THE PORN ONE, DYING
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